Klaus → walking right to kill your ovaries
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stacyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
am i the only one who read this in her voice
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Hahahahah TYPICAL MARGE. One day I’ll drag you to Czar and you can meet another cute guy who will make out with the back of your head because he’s hammered. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
Yeah omg he was so creepy and yeah omg that will never happen. How’s my favorite girl Carol doing???
NO HE’S MINE YOU OBVIOUSLY WILL NOT BE DRIVING MY BABY. But I shall pick you up tomorrow and we can get some chipotle or something but NO PEI WEI I can’t take it.
Also I love how when I was test driving the car with the car salesman it was just me and him and he goes “Call me” and makes like a gun gesture with his hand and then he goes, “By the way, i’m Jewish in case you were wondering.”
DEAD. Btw did you end up going out with Zacky zack????
LOLZ LOVES IT <3333
btw I’m coming over tomorrow so you can see my NEW CAR. I named my car Eric Northman because now I can ride him anytime. HA I’M FUNNY. JK my grammy said it would be a good name for the car because I love True Blood OBVIOUSLY.
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